BONGS for Sunday the 12th of November:

BONG - Shaun Laffey and Roland Ratz have quit their jobs. After much speculation from F.A and Richie who is a reliable source found them to be the same person. Shaun quit hull in the early hours of saturday before travelling to brentford in order to quit the bees. Both clubs were unaware they were the same person with Brentford owner saying “ i never actually met him he just turned up on a monday to talk to players and that was about it”. According to Richie, Shaun was spotted at wimbledon this evening under the alias of sean

BONG - Since both clubs were in need of saving Rob Harris has returned from his short retirement in magaluf where he was seen living it up with colchester's league winnings. The spanish authorities have banned him from entering the region of majorca after he went on a massive “piss up”. He is the newly appointed manager of Brentford who have just been promoted to div 1. Sources say harris has his eyes on the 50 mil investment and plane tickets to Aiya Napa.

BONG - Hull city have appointed Dominic Latouche as their new manager after a very unsuccessful search. Hull city owner Assem Allam said “ I got tired of looking so just gave Latouche the job because he was sat outside my office for 4 hours anyway”. Latouche who spent little over a month at coventry jumped at the chance to manage a big club, However reported candidate stuart gibson caused an uproar between jones and bowes about who is more suitable.

BONG - Craig Tunney’s bizzare transfer policy strikes again. Tunney sent Werner back to germany in replace of Mario Gotze. The ex youth prospect is the newest addition in Manchester as many eyes turn to see how city will fare next season with the new signings. Nearly champions spurs are have a revelation as their transfer policy turns to signing youth prospects such as locatelli, schick and St Juste. Fellow managers are very interested to see if they can repeat their last season.

BONG - Dan Smith shows some desperation as he panic buys brentford's Dario Conca. The player who grabbed an impressive 20 goals and 21 assists last season could be bournemouth's ticket to back into the top division, or he could be a flop and bournemouth could bottle the ever important return to the top league.

BONG - As the finals loom for who gets their spot in the next tiers of football:

DIV 4 - Sheffield United take on Leyton Orient for their place in div 3. Sheffield are without two key players for the clash. Diamanti and D’alessandro are both injured for mondays game. This could give Leyton a chance to steal the victory as they have a fully fit side. Orient beat Crewe Alexandra 1 - 0 in the semi-finals which proves that it takes one goal to steal the game. Between the two sides sheffield look the stronger outfit but that won't stop andrew from giving sheffield a run around.

DIV 3 - Gillingham and Wolves face off in their final for a place in div 2. Gillingham had the better season overall but wolves have arguably the better team due to the budget etc and should have the advantage However this is anyones call as to who’s going to sneak the winner. Wolves new signing Moya could decide the match after his performance last time out. The two teams who are both desperate to move up the leagues so will be going all out on Monday. Gillingham also have the advantage of form prior to the semis as they grabbed 16 points in their final 6 games of the season suggesting they could the edge this one

DIV 2 - Cams Forest take on Richies leeds in the biggest match of the gameworld this season. Both managers are desperate to grab the final div 1 spot as they don’t want to be caught up in the div 2 next season. Leeds are without Fuego and Marcano in this fixture. Where Forest are left without Prieto. After eventful seasons for both teams this match could make it all worth it for either side. Forest need a win to avenge their bad form earlier in the season and leeds need to get out of div 2.

Monday is going to be eventful across all 3 divisions. Thats it tonight :)