BONG news for Tuesday 28th November:

BONG - It's all happening at the top and where to start off with Hammer. Hes had Buffon, Bonnuci, Ramos, Jesus, Keita, Kane, Alli and many more. Today Spurs fans are sobbing that those days are gone. Tevez, Paletta, Drogba remain among others. Hes been dubbed the worst manager in England and this reporter thinks that club wouldn't even get out of division 4 on paper.

BONG- Kev Moyes loses first game in charge against newly promoted Newcastle. Which had the United fans howling in frustration. The team with all the quality they have couldn't break down a Newcastle side just promoted. Kev said this ''Well we had the possession we kept the ball even if we were playing backwards and sideways passing I thought we deserved to win!'' This reporter says while the possession stats were in their favour it was mainly in there half and didn't cause Newcastle a great deal of concern and that is not a great start from a manager under intense pressure.

BONG - Arsenal manager Ben Clifford has been widely ridiculed and rightly so for selling Neymar to PSG after one game. Ben said this: ''He couldn't even do the business against Hull and they are crap so by that logic hes crap'' and with that off he went. A simple logic for a simple man. And with the squad Clifford has amassed can he turn that into a title winning team. This reporter says that the fatal flaw in Arsenal is the manager and until hes replaced then they wont challenge.

BONG - Manchester City boss Craig has been widely praised for his sterling work in the transfer market with top buys such as Juardo, the polish guy from WBA, and some nobody from Salzburg while selling a youngster called Foden to Colchester. He is planning for the future here and these are title retaining signings. Craig said this ''I think Jurado is as good as Messi on his day and will help bring a lot to this team'' Regarding Foden ''I ripped Rob off I brought a 85 DM for a 70 rtd kid. I have taken his best player and given him a 70 rtd kid so I have made a clever move''. This reporter says hes the best England has to offer Craig is. A champion on the pitch and with knowledge like that then sky's the limit.

BONG - Villa boss IF has taken desperate measures to sell Andy Robertson by advertising him on Twitter and Facebook with a open offer approach. Best so far is the Swindon Supermarines for 10 quid which is being considered.

BONG - Title favoutites Swansea slip up to relegation candidates Gillingham 2-1 with Verdi the Italian stallion the shot the Swans. Veigas had this to say ''We were sh**. I'm so furious and angry! I'm going to bang my GF at home to make me feel better" . We caught a quick exclusive with the GF ''Haha he slept on the f**king sofa the loser.'' Ouch. Swansea weren't the only ones struggling to score.

BONG - Wigan boss Ford has been under fire for his work in the transfer market. Fans are not impressed with his lack of work in refreshing a aging team. Ford said this ''I can buy who I want and whatever rubbish I want I'm the manager and I work with them''. Remains to be seen whether his team dubbed the Wigan Senior centre has what it takes to survive. This reporter says no.

BONG - Now we come to Thumbs who has the rep of being a bit of a whiner. Going on from certain teams getting loans despite his loans to someone being taller than him. Today he has whinged about the treatment of Rob Harris from other managers. ''Why is it that he gets better treatment, brilliant loans and teams bankroll the Colchester success? Its not fair and I'm sick of it. Why don't I get treated with respect!!'' This reporter answers his question by saying being an asshole dosen't help.

BONG - Rob Harris has something of a fiery rep. Hes now back at Colchester and has raved over his signing over Phil Foden. ''I actually have a talent worth shout about! Not a talent from some nobody country! Not some young player I plucked off a street! He is my crown jewel and I'm delighted to have a player here people want and have heard of!" This reporter says that Colchester are still hot on the heels of relegation.

BONG - Sheffield Madrid in div 4, backed by millions. Has the complete advantage over everyone in the league but lost his first game. ''We played well but the quality on the pitch was on the other side today'''. The fans were livid! ''We spend 20x the amount and the manager says the other team had better quality?! If Ali dosen't win this league I want him gone! Even I can win this league with that team!" This reporter says hes under immense pressure due to the money and quality on paper at the club if he dosen't get promoted minimum he should be out of work and working across the street at Greggs.. Thats all folks!