BONGZ for Thursday 7th December:

MOURINHOZ SPESH EDITION BONGZ - Mandems that are NOT hot!

BONGZ! - Keano been busy after retiring from football to join the Burnley's Suicide Squad...rumours have it Liverpool and Fulham supporters groups tried to sign him too. #Fulhampool

BONGZ! - Ford tries to fool the footballing world when he says he aint going to be in relegation battle....Rather then attending his own matches, he has been spotted at most of Palace's home games perving over the cheerleaders... Looks like Wigan are going to have a well Messi season! #MessiLeader

BONGZ! - Rumour has it that Kev been meeting up with the leagues big boss, asking for division one to be extended to 40 clubs so he can at least finish mid table. Mid table is acceptable, because he plays wonderful possession football.....fans say #BringbackMOYES

BONGZ! - Chelsea remain non-active and silent. Even Nigel Clough claims that one of his late father's bids is still un-answered ....big team ting, but not hot! Do 1 #JoseOut

BONGZ! - Everton manager Andy appeared as a Guest on SoccerAM and was destroyed by loyal fans for his idiotic move in the transfer market. Banned/Not Banned...huh wtf!? #no1clown

BONGZ! - Colas spends the night drawing a plan with his crayons to convince Craig at City to sell a youth player...Craig was banned so Cola gets himself a fizzy ban! #youcokehead

BONGZ! - Craig was interviewed this morning and questioned about his latest ban extension... 'Huh, I am the Champ and no1 can tell me what to do! I sign and sell who I want, when I want. Do you like my pink long hair? Oh...did I tell you I won the league last season?' #wtf

Finally......The ting goes skrrrahh, pap, pap, ka-ka-ka Skibiki-pap-pap, and a pu-pu-pudrrrr-boom Skya, du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun Poom, poom